Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.
I miss the mornings when I woke up to a good morning text. Or just anything at all for that matter.
loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee
Thank you :)
Same to you :)
•Supernatural (just finished season 8, so I wouldn’t say hopelessly behind.. But behind enough.)
•The Walking Dead (my DVR is being a bitch.. I’m about 6 weeks behind.)
•How I Met Your Mother (haven’t seen any this season..)
•2 Broke Girls (again, haven’t seen any this season..)
•Sons Of Anarchy (stuck in season 4)
•Private Practice (stuck in season 5)
•Breaking Bad (I may never catch up…)
I’ve un-friended 6 people on Facebook because they post spoilers on a weekly basis.
Long story short, instead of reading the last two days, I should have tried catching up on the shows I have stored in my DVR..
But I love Sarah Dessen books..
And I’m putting off school work..
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
Like a screen door in a hurricane.
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%