And you’ll take them off as soon as he walks off stage…

And you’ll take them off as soon as he walks off stage…

(Source: icodii, via whiskey--girl)

$2.99 for Prison Tycoon: Alcatraz

I’m very excited for this.

(Source: salassabry, via northern-hick)

theboywiththepurplesocks:

This is why I love the Internet. Think of it and you can find it.  

  • Me: You know what show I miss?
  • Grandma: Hannah Montana?
  • Me: What? No. Grace Under Fire.
  • Grandma: Are you sure you're only 20?

(Source: bleepbleepboop)

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

(Source: joesphjonas, via nowwith800percentmoresass)

xiggymatsu:

bookkase:

If you do not believe that this is one of the best self-discovery stories then you need to re-evaluate how you perceive things.

Vinny is one of the best fucking Disney creations, you will not convince me otherwise

I just watched this, he’s my favorite.

(Source: fromabrothelinsyracuse, via dragon92)

benevolentbynature:

And in my bed right now